Pretend we're in the world of superhero comic books and the like. Not any one in particular, like a completely separate one from DC/Marvel. If your characters were to be superheroes/supervillains, what would their superpowers be? Bonus points if you give them all superhero names/secret indentities. Hell, give them origin stories if you wanna.
Aestas (Real Name: Alice Scordato): The illegitimate daughter of a crime boss, she had more than a few scuffles with the law in her younger years, having been both a rogue supervillain and a lackey for her father. Now that she's gotten older and changed her ways, she tries to protect and do her best teaching the new heroes in the field, while at the same time trying to master control of her fire manipulation abilities. To day, she's one of the more standout heroes, in spite of her past mishandlings. Some distrust her, but she absolutely will understand if they do.
Pastel Rebel (Real Name: Emma Bancroft): A newer wrestler on the scene, and one who has a hard time accepting herself as a pro. She's a little rude, and hotheaded, but she's a good kid at heart. No, her power doesn't involve paint, although that would be cool, but she can't do art for shit. She's instead a girl with super strength, something not too uncommon in this world, which means she isn't always at an advantage, but she can make it work. Constantly hangs around younger heroes and getting tips from older ones.
SAFFRON Red (Real Name: Jiro Kurotsu): A member of SAFFRON, a mighty team of superheroes who look to stopping crime! Jiro Kurotsu is the leader, and the heart of the team. Though originally a Blue Ranger, he took over after their previous Red, Tommy Hayakawa. He'll always be one to stand up until every last bone in him is broken. He's looking to be the manliest damn fighter on the planet. He's currently searching for members outside of the black ranger, his brother, Ichiro. In the past, SAFFRON White, Erin Toyota was once a part of the group. As every member of SAFFRON, he has incredible strength, but in particular, his power him the greatest punch out of any of SAFFRON, earning him the title of 'Mighty Black Fist'.
The Duck (Real Name: Trent Cannon): Fresh off the stage, comes The Duck. He's a goofy man with a past as a thug for villains, who's changed his ways and works as a vigilante. His only power is that to float in water, but regardless, he tries his hardest to be a man of justice.
Juan Cortes Jr.: One of the many people who, despite having powers, would rather stick to being an ordinary businessman. Specifically, he's a weapons dealer to the other supervillains. His special ability would be a mental hacker. Through physical contact, he could grab someone's personal information, as well as tinker with their memories, and all can be done without the person knowing it.
Doctor Finale (Real Name: Rudy Cameron): A powerless mad scientist. As you can imagine, he lends himself the most to comics. Originally a superhero that couldn't catch a break, he turned to a life of villainy by using his expertise in inventing. He's seen as somewhat of an embarrassment to the superhero community, due to his social media presence in spite of his activities, but in spite of this, he is wanted and treated as an average criminal.
Gan Ceann: A mercenary group mainly involved in bank heists and bounty hunting. Their group logo is a jack o' lantern, and their mascot a dullahan, ironic for their love of gold and cash. The top two members is an Irishman with super speed named 'Miraj', and a loudmouth, super strong, immortal biker in a black mask referred to as 'Mister Grim', 'Mac' or 'MG'.
Who is ready for dunkfed/ Crack open a bear and let's get this fucking going. This episode will decide the world champion and there's some other cool shit with probably important lore and shit. I'm just fucking wit ya.
Main Even~ DRUNKFED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPt D"Von Dudley vs Brock Lesnar
AES Hall of Famer in action~ His greatest challenge yet Sir Dan Danielson vs Spiderman
Handicap Match~ AES Legend Returns Raging Rick Lewis vs Dancis Ugondus & Mancis Ugondus
6 MAN TAG~ BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD The Ghostbusters (BUSTIN Delta, New Jack, and MELLISA MCCARTHY) vs Ghosts (Inky, Blinky, and Clyde)
Women's Match~ Women's Match Contendership or maybe not Oseiko vs Brie Bella vs BABRIA WHITE
Airing: idk but I'm gonna get drunk soonish to start recording. I have tuesday and Saturday off so.