HOLY CRAP, THERE'S ACTUALLY A THIRD SHOW, AND THERE'S A CARD. WOW.

[TBK]

Last.....few......months of MFW, We've gotten all of our titles sorted out. Dawson's Kliq has taken over, and Frankie Dillweed is kinda P.O.'d at Dee Jay this.....however long it takes me to finish this, SO, we have the in-ring debut of Color Commentator, Dee Jay. A TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH (holla, holla, hola) between Nyuu High Society and Rhett UnYardtard and Buttermilk von Pankakencakes. A Cibernetico match. Beardy El Transgender's bodyguards going up against the Diva's Champion, Laura Brennan, and her partner, Julia Chang. Grimace continually trying to destroy Cody Jester for all the bullshit stuff. Julio's last match going into Make 'Em Pay and a Contract Signing. Is there any reason to NOT tune in?

Maybe if it's not put up.

Anyways, here's the card.

[All these Js, then Muddy Buttsteak]
Julio Jaguar and Dee Jay vs Juggalo Jim and Muddy Buttsteak

[Something fishy is going on with Mike Kendo and Supreme Phoenix RONIN]
Rhett Whyteleef, Magnus Von Cooper, X-Plawk and Blacksaw Tyrone Diggins vs Mike Kendo, Supreme Phoenix RONIN, Prince David Danielson and ??? in a Cibernetico match

[Handicap match because Jade Jaeger isn't a wrestler]
Laura Brennan and Julia Chang vs Ally The Busta and Jade Jaeger

[Another shot for the Grimace]
Grimace vs Cody Jester

[Will Rhett and Pancakes win the titles? Stay tuned, as in like four months, to find out]
Rhett UnYardtard and Buttermilk Von Pancakencakes vs Tranny Beardy © and Garth Wrestlegar ©

[also]
A contract signing for the MFW World Title match between Julio Jaguar and Kriz'OD ft. Lottie D

[Laura Brennan]

Laura Brennan brushes her damp hair some time after winning the Nyan Cat Brodus Clay Championship, obviously fresh from a shower after her match. Only a towel is wrapped around her body. She hums to herself before hearing a knock at her door. She looks towards the door with curiosity before getting up and walking towards it.

Laura (looking around, seeing nobody immediately): Hello? Can I help yo--

She spots Juan Cortes, Sr. standing to the side of her doorway. Her eyes widen with shock.

Laura: JESUS CHRIST DAD WHAT THE FUCK DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT BOUNDARIES ARE?

Juan Sr. (chuckling): I've seen you in less than that before, mi hija.

Laura looks on in horror as her father grins deviously. Her face grows pale at the realization that he is, indeed, correct in that regard.

Juan Sr.: Anyway, I just wanted to apologize for acting a little cold and deadpan during your introductions earlier.

Laura: No hard feelings, Dad. Really.

Juan Sr.: I just want you to have this. And just have fun in your next match.

Laura: Yeah...well, I hope you have fun watching it.

Juan hands his daughter a bouquet of assorted flowers, including roses and tiger lilies, before leaning in to kiss her forehead. He pats her shoulder and smiles as he walks off. Laura goes back into her locker room, arranging the bouquet in a vase and staring at it.

Laura: Wait, how does he know I like tiger lilies?

[Rhett_Unyellow]

Yo guys. I found this pic of me and Buttermilk as the tag champs, guess it must be a note of things to come or something.

[Stardy]

Canada.

Best country on Earth.

Do you like maple syrup?

We fucking invented that.

Tonight we're teamed with X-Plawk and Blacksaw in a Cibernetico match.

It's disgraceful to see the two top wrestlers... well, me, get demoted to teaming with them, but I can deal with it.

Tell it like it is Redd.

Redd shrugs his shoulders.

Fighting words.

Canadian words.

Canucktion is here.

And the gods have smiled on Plawk and Blacksaw, because they're getting a win tonight.